Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Reggie Bush breaks out. Kim Kardashian breaks up. Coincidence?

I think not.

Which came first ... The Kardashian Break up or the Bush break out? It's almost impossible to say. But like any good fantasy owner would do, I'm dead set on uncovering the truth.

Reggie Bush, a bit like his ex girl Kim, gets a lot of media coverage for not really having done much to entertain the world since the early days. Kardashian has a sex tape, Bush had a Heisman (note tense). And for a while things were going pretty well. Bush got drafted and got to be a supernumerary on a Super Bowl-winning football team. Kim continued to get whatever exposure her oddly shaped glutes would allow her.

But at some point we realized that Bush's Magazine Cover to Touchdown ratio* was completely out of whack and so they split. Bush may have thought he was freeing himself up to focus on his stats. but in reality, he could never get Kardashian out of his head.

Bush was obviously heartbroken. Who wouldn't be? His 2010 season reflected his pain and he finished with fewer fantasy points than Chester Taylor. Reggie hoped to find new life in Miami but a combination of his lack of talent and heart, and the addition of an average rookie to compete with him made him pretty much useless. I know because I drafted him and even started him a few times.

But then on Oct. 30 Bush recorded his first 100 yard game of the season, and as far as I can tell, his professional life.

The very next day Kim ends her marriage. A union that could not outlast the NBA lockout. Why?

Obviously the sight of Reggie Bush running unimpeded for the first time since he was returning punts as a rookie made her remember why she fell in love with him in the first place: The NFL is just more popular than the NBA. Even in LA.

Reggie Bush owners can only hope that Bush remains inspired by his chance to rekindle his affair with Kardashian and continues to post above average, if not earth-shattering statistics. I bet if he finds the end zone this weekend Kim might give him a second chance. I know I would.


*Tom Brady's MCTD ratio is still fairly heavily weighted toward touchdowns, but let's face it, wearing man uggs around town isn't helping his tough guy image.

10 comments:

J said...

I don't know. I'd steer clear of her if I were Reggie. Let's say she calls him up admitting the error of her ways and he buys it. And let's say he has a decent season. Then the week after the Super Bowl, the NBA lockout is settled and Kim realizes if she stays with Reggie, she'll be out of the spotlight for 8 months, whereas if she dumped him and hooked up with the latest NBA Flavor of the Month, she'd be back under the bright lights right away. Since she views marriage and relationships in the same vein as the latest fashion in shoes, I would reccommend hooking up with her only to athletes who need a quick boost in their stats for a coming contract negotiation.

Anonymous said...

GAWD she is a nasty piece of work.

Anonymous said...

What a slutpuppy she is! Nothing but a roadwhore.

tony said...

Nothing but high dollar trailer trash.

Anonymous said...

Kris Humphries was duped by this raunchy PR slut. He dosent know what a big favor she did for him but was stupid for falling for it.

No different that the obese PR bull dyke troll daughter of Cher. Hollywood millionaire elite mansion trash.

Anonymous said...

Kim...Call me...lol

Anonymous said...

anyone who feels sorry for Kris H. is looney. He knew exactly what he was getting into.

49RFBN said...

She's not even in the top 3 most attractive of her own sisters, though she does beat out the plump one.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget Bush. He is equal trash who lost the Heisman on the pay for play scandal in the thousands taking cash under the table at SoCal and then as #1 draft pick the Saints had to ditch him due to the bad PR on the team and city of NO.

Of course this city wouldnt know about any scam like that would they?

Anonymous said...

That woman's butt is way too big for the rest of her body. The dumbest show in the history of TV! She is not aging well. (See her mom.) Reggie Bush? Hahaha!!!