Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Foster misses practice; turns into your grandma

I like to joke a lot about Arian Foster's hamstring and how funny it is how he generally doesn't take this whole "starting running back" thing seriously, but for real, can someone tell me what's going on in this guy's head?
Foster tweeted this sometime before he settled in for dinner at the old folks home. Now listen, I love to read. I read all the time. And I even understand the desire to share one's reading list with the world. And I'm sure Paulo has put together a transformational book. What I don't get is Arian Foster MISSING PRACTICE on Wednesday while he spends the day tweeting about his beliefs and his summer reading list.
No one expects Foster to make it rain at the local strip club as proof that he's a pro baller, but is it too much to ask that he at least pretends to care about his career?
Foster is essentially turning into Ricky Williams circa 2004. Which is to say very freaking flaky.
At this point it is going to take about 5 back-to-back 100 yard games out of Foster for me to put Ben Tate on my bench. Because every Sunday I leave Tate out of my lineup is a Sunday that I think Foster is going to take the reins, and I'm not sure he really cares to. One of the two of these gentlemen came out this season to play running back, the other wants to tweet about world peace. Hippy.


Anonymous said...

I'm not too sure that anyone else really cares that much either.

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